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i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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