I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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