I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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