i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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