Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ugly people sure do ruin things
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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