chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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