This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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