btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
