ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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