Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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