So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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