and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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