Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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