i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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