Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
