I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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