I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
