he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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