Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
