After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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