thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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