Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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