Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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