Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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