Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My ass is underappreciated
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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