Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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