its not stalking. its research.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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