I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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