she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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