just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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