Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
