Do vagina's smell?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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