I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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