god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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