my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I have tasted many bathrooms
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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