i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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