Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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