ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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