Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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