I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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