brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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