I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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