I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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