We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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