So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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