I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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