I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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