Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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