this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Ladies don't puke and tell
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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