no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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