1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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