I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
